She's Me

There's this girl in my math class and she's me and I love her soooo much! She always wears the cutest outfits because I tell her to with my brain and she does what I tell her to with my brain because I am that adorable girl. Her clothes aren't the only cute thing about her though; there's also the adorable makeup that I put on her adorable face every morning so that she's as adorable as she can possibly be. I take care of my me; after all, she's the bestest girl ever!

Sometimes I get freaky with her. One time I tried to tape her to the radiator, but she wasn't into it cuz the radiator was on. But that's really the only time she thought I took it too far. She's me and I usually don't do things that she isn't okay with.

One time we were hanging out in my bedroom, just me and her, and we started making out, but it was weird cuz shwe only hadve two lips between us at least upstairs lol! But it was still pretty awesome, and by the time we finished, my room was a mess and I think she made me pee myself a little.

She also has the cutest hat! It's pink and blue and it's gorgeous and I know cuz her mom told me so but I knew that anyway cuz I see it on her and my heart grows butterfly wings. I have the best hat and the best mom but I'd like two more lips but I do just fine without them lol!

This one time, some boy in English class asked her out, and I was like you can't have her she's mine, and then we totally robbed him and ate the stereo out of his car and peed ourselves a little. That was a good Thursday.

One of these days when gay automarriage is legalized, I'm gonna marry that girl. She's the light of my life, and she holds me at night so I'm never cold!