Wednesday, November 19, 2008
There are Two Kinds of Correctness: Right and Wrong.
There are two kinds of trees: Christmas and other. Anyone who says otherwise is demoted to wrong.
There are consequently two kinds of wood. You'll find that two very different kinds of people object to this fact and the previous one, but, whether you chain yourself to huge "other" trees or you spend all your time making bookcases out of Christmas wood, in my mind you're in the same creepy bathhouse.
There are three kinds of plants: trees, bushes, and plants. I would have conflated trees and bushes, but then some people would get the slang confused and end up with a lung full of pubes.
There are two kinds of animals: seagulls and fish. You don't have a schnauzer, you have a hairy, dry fish. Have fun picking up soccer moms in training at the dry hairy fish park.
There is no such thing as bacteria. These are a variety of seagull.
Squid are lazy octopi, and octopi are just fish anyway.
Jellyfish are bushes.
We clear on this?
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Finally, another pyschotic who linguistically shares!
I look forward to plunging deep into your wildly enchanting thoughts. I can sense strength in you. For this will motivate me to push the limits of my ability and thus not suck. Feel free to check out my written words:
http://insanitystream.wordpress.com/ - “The Insanity Stream,” my return to writing random streams of consciousness.
www.cravevsworld.blogspot.com - “CraveVsWorld,” my experiences in Japan. A standard blog.
www.livejournal.com/users/Just2coolyo - “Randomoddity,” my retired 500 post blog. Mainly just poorly written bizarre streams of consciousness.
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