Top Ten Reasons to Shave Your Head

10) Plan on frequent headbutting,
don't want to give those bastards
any cushion.

9) Nemisis is just gonna shave
it anyway, why give him/her/chemo
the satisfaction.

8) Already shaved everything else,
why not?

7) Planning on being literally born
again, not yet adequately fluid
dynamic.

6) Hair is for pansies.

5) Unattractive stalker loves your
dreads.

4) Bizarre hair loss pattern forms
unsightly racial slur.

3) Styling your hair dries out your
scalp, time to cut out the middle
man and cover that bad boy in leeches.

2) Next best thing to cutting your
head off.

1) Clean slate with a god who only
gets an arial view.