EDTRODUCTION

Perhaps you've noticed we exist.

I am The Editor of this fine digital establishment and, as such, am entitled to a share of your children's wages. Forgive my lack of tact. I've only just been taught to paint.

Like any newspaper, magazine, or squash, The Truth About Puppies is a collaborative effort between a number of imaginary individuals. Finding those who can be trusted with not only the production of quality infotainment, but also demildewing the Graille smoothies, is daunting, and so, like a man whose genitals exist beyond time itself, I still must finalize my staff.

In the angrytime, I thank you for partaking of this most joyous Internet based production. Please let me know if there's anything you wish were shinier. These matters interest me greatly.

Proofread? No. Why don't you prove you read it? - The Editor